Phoonk – Story of a crow
Phoonk – The movie !
Phoonk
the main characters
the crow: all it does is sits on the tree and enjoys the attention it gets from the kid in the house. I’m sure it must be thinking.. “wow that girl is checking me out may be I should try in Hollywood or something” duhh!! we dint come to the movie to watch a crow ! should try something else to scare people. I heard there are some places where they eat crows…I just hope they wont watch this movie else they would want to hunt this one down for sure….. its one big FAT crow !
the lady with ugly kajal(Ashwini Kalsekar…… Madhu) and her (fat) husband(Kenny Desai…… Anshuman) : If there is anyone who looks scary in the movie its her…..she looked so scarry when she was crying out loud ! .. i actually came to knw what crying out loud is ! ….its nothing like you think ….its screaming bloddy into your ears !…..she has nails so damn huge! …even me (who has some 80+ shades of naipolish found them ugly) found them ugly! .. and the husband dint have a role at all other than smiling at everything his wife says, getting hit by the man of the house and crying out when his wife is dead in the end!…I think they could have used Ashwini in a better non sobbing role….i hated ramu for making her cry .. she would have done a great job being anguish than to scream her lungs out…
the husband(Sudeep…… Rajiv) : the character lacks logic and not ready to listen to anyone type of a person ! .. Looks good and acts good too… specially the emotional scenes…
the wife(Amruta Khanvilkar…… Arati) : She did a good job and is pretty too… Has done a decent job.
grand mother (Jyothi Subhash…… who looks scary too ) : Like all grandmothers have something to prove that they are old.. this one has a disease where she nods her head all the time… more than anything it only irritated me and was trying to look away when she was on screen….I think she did an ok job at acting..but the character could be used to scare the audience in a better way….(like all the other characters)
the son (Shrey Bawa…… Rohan) : Had no role at all .. He is there just to open and close his eyes and try to make us feel dat he has something to do with what’s going around end of story.. and dat too in one scene for like 10 min .. Cant blame the kid.. parents cant afford to say NO to a role in ramus film.. u get popular any which way !!!
The maid : (Anu Ansari…… Laxmi) : She dint do anything but getting scared to things around her…
The Driver (Shankar Sachdev…… Shyam ) : The insider who is actually an outsider…
The Male Doc (K K Raina…… Dr. Pandey) :This guy is one whom ramu has scared the most with his movie….this guy is so damn scared that you cant stop but watching his expressions even if he is in the background somewhere..
The female Doc (Madhuri Purandare…… Dr. Seema Walke) :Over does everything… thinking, drinking water,treatment baahhh..nother waste of talent..
The Tantrik (Zakir Hussain…… Murtaza Kapasi) : One of ma fav charecters in a horror movie.. the one to the resue…Not sure why they had to show him as a handicapped person.. could have done a decent job by being normal too.. but ..well.. just adds to the list of things we keep wondering about the movie…..I like his act where he tries to smell the evil spirit through the sharp objects in between his fingers… something thats catching up and you want to try once you are out 
Teacher : (Geetanjali) Funny…. and gets the shock of her life frm the girl..(who is yet to be covered)
The girl who is hit by the evil spirit (Ahsaas Channa…… Raksha) : The one and only one person who actually benefited from the movie has done a great job .. then its her .. She has done some amazing acting to her age and actually makes u believe that its not her but someone who has taken over her who is making her talk/behave like that … Even though not a lot.. but her acting in the scenes where she is hit by spirit is reallyy worth watching.. she is one person for whom you can go to the theater and watch the movie…Kudos!! Thanks to Ramu .
The scary part of the movie.. : Now wait.. this is a horror movie.. so shouldn’t the scary part be a part of it.. why am i mentioning it exclusively… well my dear!!.. sadly.. after Raat and Bhoot I had high expectations from this movie on lines of horror but .. tuff luck !!! … I will not say that the movie was not scary.. there are some scenes which will give u the jerk but they are either dreams/imaginations or something that doesn’t make any sense and you end up laughing at it ….If only they were true and then you would actually get scared by the end of movie …
the end :On lines of concept the only thing I really liked is dat he leaves it to our hands to take a call if it was black magic indeed or emotional disturbance that has hit the girl… It reminded me of the movie “Davinci Code” ..
Do you have a second opinion on the movie ??